Well, here we are again. Lets ignore all that went before. Oh, you already did. So, another fresh start. To what, we may all well ask. And I won't know the answer. But I'm damn sure I never understood the question anyway.

The Festive season is almost upon us so this is as good a place as any to post rampant speculation, gossip and compromising photos of friends, colleagues and relatives.

Let the games begin.