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(I wonder if Ken gets many requests...)

With apologies for my prolonged absence from these pages (I have been making real life newspapers that people read) allow me to direct you to the often well-written Pitchfork, in particular this amusing feature about bad album covers. Music, culture and humour - I give you these gifts with a few humble keystrokes.

Slightly worrying is how the author views this sceptred isle of ours:

Mock-metal bands pop up a lot these days. Pinback's Rob Crow fronts Goblin Cock. The Darkness topped charts on that farting frog ringtone island.

"Farting frog ringtone island?" I've never been so insulted etc. etc.